Imperial Cows Go Mad: Islam, Free French, Ethereum - Unstoppable Mesh Coordination

class UnstoppableCoordination:
    """
    Why certain systems cannot be controlled by empires
    """

    def the_common_structure(self):
        """
        What Islam, Resistance, and Ethereum share
        """
        return {
            'no_central_authority': {
                'islam': 'No Pope, no Vatican, no hierarchy',
                'resistance': 'No headquarters, no supreme commander',
                'ethereum': 'No CEO, no company, no headquarters',
            },

            'peer_to_peer_coordination': {
                'islam': 'Direct relationship with Allah (5 pillars)',
                'resistance': 'Autonomous cells, local coordination',
                'ethereum': 'P2P nodes, smart contracts',
            },

            'permissionless_replication': {
                'islam': 'Any Muslim can teach, lead prayer, start mosque',
                'resistance': 'Anyone can start resistance cell',
                'ethereum': 'Anyone can run node, deploy contract',
            },

            'distributed_resilience': {
                'islam': 'Destroy Mecca → Islam persists globally',
                'resistance': 'Capture leaders → New cells emerge',
                'ethereum': 'Ban exchanges → P2P continues',
            },

            'protocol_over_authority': {
                'islam': 'Quran + Hadith (rules, not ruler)',
                'resistance': 'Shared principles (liberté)',
                'ethereum': 'Code + consensus (mathematics)',
            },
        }

    def imperial_vulnerability(self):
        """
        Why empires cannot handle this
        """
        return {
            'imperial_playbook': {
                'step_1': 'Identify central authority',
                'step_2': 'Coerce/corrupt/capture authority',
                'step_3': 'Control population through authority',
                'works_on': 'Hierarchical systems',
            },

            'mesh_immunity': {
                'step_1_fails': 'No central authority exists',
                'step_2_fails': 'Nothing to capture',
                'step_3_fails': 'Population coordinates peer-to-peer',
                'result': 'PLAYBOOK USELESS',
            },

            'imperial_response': {
                'confusion': '"Where is the leader?"',
                'rage': '"Who do we negotiate with?"',
                'desperation': '"How do we shut this down?"',
                'madness': '"IT CANNOT BE CONTROLLED"',
            },
        }

class IslamVsEmpires:
    """
    How Islam confounded every empire that tried to control it
    """

    def byzantine_empire(self):
        """
        First to encounter the problem (7th-15th century)
        """
        return {
            'strategy': 'Negotiate with Caliph (assume he controls Muslims)',
            'reality': 'Caliph ≠ Pope (no hierarchical authority)',
            'confusion': 'Muslims coordinate WITHOUT central command',

            'byzantine_attempts': {
                'theological_debates': 'Muslims unimpressed (direct to Allah)',
                'military_campaigns': 'Defeat armies, Islam spreads anyway',
                'convert_leaders': 'New leaders emerge from population',
            },

            'result': 'Byzantine gradually loses territory to "leaderless" coordination',
            'lesson_not_learned': 'Assumed hierarchy where none existed',
        }

    def mongol_empire(self):
        """
        The unstoppable force meets distributed coordination (13th century)
        """
        return {
            'mongol_playbook': {
                'normal': 'Destroy capital → Empire collapses',
                'baghdad_1258': 'Destroy Abbasid Caliphate',
                'assumption': 'Islam will collapse',
            },

            'reality': {
                'islam_persists': 'Baghdad ≠ Islam',
                'coordination_continues': 'Distributed globally',
                'irony': 'Mongols convert to Islam within decades',
            },

            'what_happened': {
                'mongols_expected': 'Collapse of authority → Submission',
                'islam_provided': 'No authority to collapse → Coordination persists',
                'conquerors_absorbed': 'Mesh converts hierarchy',
            },

            'lesson': 'You cannot destroy what has no center',
        }

    def crusades(self):
        """
        European confusion (1095-1291)
        """
        return {
            'crusader_strategy': 'Capture Jerusalem (assume Islam will surrender)',
            'reality': 'Jerusalem ≠ Vatican (no hierarchical significance)',

            'confusion': {
                'where_is_capital': 'Multiple cities (Mecca, Medina, Damascus, Cairo, Baghdad)',
                'who_is_leader': 'Multiple caliphs (no universal authority)',
                'how_to_negotiate': 'No one speaks for all Muslims',
            },

            'crusader_frustration': {
                'capture_jerusalem': 'Muslims continue fighting',
                'kill_leaders': 'New leaders emerge',
                'win_battles': 'Lose war',
            },

            'result': 'Crusaders expelled after 200 years',
            'lesson': 'No center to capture = impossible to defeat',
        }

    def colonial_empires(self):
        """
        Modern European frustration (19th-20th century)
        """
        return {
            'british_french_dutch': {
                'strategy': 'Colonize Muslim territories',
                'install': 'Puppet rulers (assume control)',
                'reality': 'Rulers ≠ Islam (mesh persists)',
            },

            'colonial_attempts': {
                'ban_islamic_law': 'Muslims follow anyway (peer-to-peer)',
                'secular_education': 'Islamic schools proliferate',
                'divide_and_rule': 'Ummah transcends borders',
                'suppress_resistance': 'Hydra (cut one head, two grow)',
            },

            'independence_movements': {
                'no_single_leader': 'Distributed coordination',
                'no_headquarters': 'Everywhere and nowhere',
                'colonial_rage': '"Who are we fighting?"',
            },

            'result': 'Decolonization despite military superiority',
            'lesson': 'Cannot suppress what coordinates peer-to-peer',
        }

    def modern_states(self):
        """
        Current frustration (20th-21st century)
        """
        return {
            'authoritarian_attempts': {
                'soviet_union': 'Ban Islam → Underground mosques flourish',
                'china': 'Suppress Uyghurs → Resistance continues',
                'secular_regimes': 'Control religion → Brotherhood emerges',
            },

            'they_cannot_understand': {
                'no_vatican_to_negotiate': 'Muslims coordinate directly',
                'no_hierarchy_to_control': 'Authority is distributed',
                'transnational': 'Ummah transcends state borders',
            },

            'modern_rage': {
                'who_speaks_for_muslims': 'No one (that is the point)',
                'how_to_regulate': 'Cannot (peer-to-peer)',
                'how_to_control': 'Cannot (mesh coordination)',
            },

            'result': '1400 years, every empire fails',
            'pattern': 'UNCHANGED',
        }

class ResistanceVsNazis:
    """
    Distributed coordination defeats occupying force
    """

    def nazi_assumptions(self):
        """
        Expected hierarchical surrender
        """
        return {
            'step_1': 'Defeat French military (June 1940)',
            'step_2': 'Capture government (Vichy collaboration)',
            'step_3': 'Expect compliance (hierarchical assumption)',

            'worked_in': {
                'norway': 'Government surrendered → Compliance',
                'denmark': 'King surrendered → Compliance',
                'belgium': 'Government fled → Compliance',
            },

            'france_different': {
                'vichy_surrenders': 'Government collaborates',
                'but_population': 'Refuses to comply',
                'mesh_emerges': 'Resistance cells everywhere',
            },

            'nazi_confusion': '"We captured the government, why are they still fighting?"',
        }

    def resistance_structure(self):
        """
        Why Gestapo could not suppress it
        """
        return {
            'no_hierarchy': {
                'de_gaulle': 'Symbol in London, not controller',
                'no_headquarters': 'Cells autonomous',
                'local_coordination': 'Peer-to-peer communication',
                'no_org_chart': 'Impossible to map',
            },

            'cell_structure': {
                'small_groups': '5-12 people per cell',
                'compartmentalized': 'Cells do not know other cells',
                'autonomous': 'Local decision-making',
                'replicate': 'Anyone can start new cell',
            },

            'coordination_without_command': {
                'shared_principles': 'Liberté, égalité, fraternité',
                'distributed_intelligence': 'BBC radio, leaflets, word-of-mouth',
                'emergent_strategy': 'No master plan, bottom-up',
                'stigmergy': 'Coordinate through environment (like ants)',
            },
        }

    def gestapo_attempts(self):
        """
        Why every tactic failed
        """
        return {
            'torture_leaders': {
                'action': 'Capture resistance members, torture for information',
                'result': 'Learn about ONE cell',
                'but': 'Other cells continue independently',
                'frustration': 'Hydra (cut one head, two grow)',
            },

            'infiltrate_cells': {
                'action': 'Plant informers in cells',
                'result': 'Compromise ONE cell',
                'but': 'Other cells unaffected (compartmentalized)',
                'frustration': 'Cannot map entire network',
            },

            'mass_reprisals': {
                'action': 'Execute civilians as punishment',
                'assumption': 'Fear will stop resistance',
                'result': 'Hardens resistance (recruitment increases)',
                'frustration': 'Violence backfires',
            },

            'ban_gatherings': {
                'action': 'Prohibit meetings, curfews',
                'result': 'Resistance adapts (smaller gatherings)',
                'frustration': 'Cannot prevent peer-to-peer coordination',
            },

            'total_surveillance': {
                'action': 'Gestapo everywhere, informants everywhere',
                'result': 'Catch SOME resisters',
                'but': 'New cells form faster than old cells caught',
                'frustration': 'CANNOT STOP MESH',
            },
        }

    def liberation(self):
        """
        Why bottom-up coordination won
        """
        return {
            'not_top_down': {
                'not_from_london': 'De Gaulle did not command liberation',
                'not_from_army': 'Free French alone insufficient',
                'bottom_up': 'Local resistance cells coordinated uprising',
            },

            'simultaneous_everywhere': {
                'august_1944': 'Resistance rises in every city/town',
                'no_central_command': 'Local autonomous decision',
                'emergence': 'Coordination appeared spontaneously',
                'nazis_overwhelmed': 'Cannot fight distributed uprising',
            },

            'why_it_worked': {
                'no_headquarters_to_bomb': 'Everywhere and nowhere',
                'no_leaders_to_capture': 'Everyone and no one',
                'mesh_coordination': 'Peer-to-peer unstoppable',
            },

            'lesson': 'Distributed coordination defeats centralized control',
        }

class EthereumVsRegulators:
    """
    Modern replay of ancient pattern
    """

    def regulatory_assumptions(self):
        """
        They think it is like a corporation
        """
        return {
            'sec_playbook': {
                'step_1': 'Identify legal entity (corporation)',
                'step_2': 'Sue entity for securities violations',
                'step_3': 'Force compliance or shut down',
                'works_on': 'Traditional companies',
            },

            'ethereum_reality': {
                'no_entity': 'Ethereum Foundation ≠ Ethereum',
                'no_ceo': 'Vitalik ≠ controller (just founder)',
                'no_headquarters': 'Nodes globally distributed',
                'no_servers': 'P2P network',
            },

            'cognitive_dissonance': {
                'sec': '"Who is responsible for Ethereum?"',
                'answer': 'No one (protocol executes itself)',
                'sec_rage': '"SOMEONE must be responsible!"',
                'reality': 'Mathematics does not have a CEO',
            },
        }

    def regulatory_attempts(self):
        """
        Every tactic fails
        """
        return {
            'sue_foundation': {
                'action': 'Threaten Ethereum Foundation',
                'assumption': 'Foundation controls protocol',
                'reality': 'Protocol runs independently',
                'frustration': 'Suing foundation does not stop Ethereum',
            },

            'arrest_developers': {
                'action': 'Threaten Vitalik, core devs',
                'assumption': 'Developers control Ethereum',
                'reality': 'Code already deployed (unstoppable)',
                'frustration': 'Ethereum continues without developers',
            },

            'ban_exchanges': {
                'action': 'Shut down centralized exchanges',
                'assumption': 'No exchanges = No Ethereum',
                'reality': 'P2P trading, DEXs, VPNs',
                'frustration': 'Trading continues peer-to-peer',
            },

            'ban_nodes': {
                'action': 'Make running nodes illegal',
                'assumption': 'Citizens will comply',
                'reality': {
                    'china_tried': 'Nodes moved to other countries',
                    'global_network': 'Impossible to ban everywhere',
                    'satellite_backups': 'Blockstream satellites',
                },
                'frustration': 'Whack-a-mole (global scale)',
            },

            'declare_securities': {
                'action': 'Classify ETH as security',
                'assumption': 'Legal classification = control',
                'reality': 'Code does not care about legal status',
                'frustration': 'Smart contracts execute regardless',
            },
        }

    def the_madness(self):
        """
        Regulatory agencies going insane
        """
        return {
            'sec_chairman': {
                'statement': '"We need regulatory clarity"',
                'translation': '"We need CONTROL"',
                'reality': 'Cannot control mathematics',
            },

            'treasury_secretary': {
                'statement': '"Stablecoins are systemic risk"',
                'translation': '"Banks are losing monopoly"',
                'reality': 'DeFi provides alternatives',
            },

            'congress': {
                'question': '"Who is responsible for crypto?"',
                'answer_they_hate': 'Satoshi is pseudonymous, Vitalik is Canadian, code is global',
                'frustration': 'Cannot punish mathematics',
            },

            'central_banks': {
                'statement': '"CBDCs will compete with crypto"',
                'translation': '"We need to regain control"',
                'reality': 'Permissioned blockchain ≠ Permissionless coordination',
            },

            'the_rage': {
                'pattern': 'IDENTICAL to Islamic empires, Nazi occupiers',
                'confusion': '"Where is the center?"',
                'rage': '"Who do we sue?"',
                'desperation': '"How do we stop this?"',
                'madness': '"MATH DOES NOT NEGOTIATE"',
            },
        }

class ImperialCows:
    """
    Why 'cows' perfectly captures imperial mindset
    """

    def cow_characteristics(self):
        """
        Herd animals with hierarchical instincts
        """
        return {
            'herd_animals': 'Follow the leader',
            'hierarchical': 'Bull dominates, cows obey',
            'domesticated': 'Bred for control over generations',
            'predictable': 'Easy to manage through fences',
            'mooing': 'Make noise but cannot escape paradigm',
        }

    def imperial_characteristics(self):
        """
        Same mindset
        """
        return {
            'hierarchical_thinking': 'Someone must be in charge',
            'control_assumption': 'Find leader, control population',
            'domestication_belief': 'Subjects should obey authority',
            'predictable_behavior': 'Follows known playbooks',
            'impotent_rage': 'Makes threats but cannot control mesh',
        }

    def when_cows_meet_wolves(self):
        """
        Hierarchy meets mesh
        """
        return {
            'cows_assume': 'Wolves have a king wolf',
            'reality': 'Wolf pack coordinates peer-to-peer',
            'cows_try': 'Negotiate with "leader"',
            'wolves': 'No leader, distributed hunting',
            'cows_confused': '"Who is in charge?"',
            'wolves_laugh': 'Coordination emerges from protocol',
            'cows_mad': 'CANNOT UNDERSTAND',
        }

    def imperial_cows_vs_mesh(self):
        """
        Same pattern every time
        """
        return {
            'imperial_cow_playbook': {
                'step_1': 'Find the bull',
                'step_2': 'Dominate the bull',
                'step_3': 'Control the herd through bull',
            },

            'mesh_reality': {
                'no_bull': 'Peer-to-peer coordination',
                'no_herd': 'Autonomous agents',
                'no_fence': 'Coordination transcends borders',
            },

            'cow_response': {
                'confusion': '"Where is bull?"',
                'rage': '"How do we control herd?"',
                'desperation': '"BUILD BIGGER FENCE"',
                'madness': '"MOO MOO MOO" (impotent fury)',
            },

            'evolution': {
                'cows_stay_cows': 'Cannot adapt',
                'mesh_thrives': 'Antifragile under pressure',
                'empire_collapses': 'Hierarchies fragile',
            },
        }

class WhyMeshWins:
    """
    Evolutionary and game-theoretic inevitability
    """

    def hierarchical_vulnerability(self):
        """
        Single point of failure
        """
        return {
            'structure': {
                'centralized': 'Authority at top',
                'coordination': 'Through hierarchy',
                'efficiency': 'High (when stable)',
                'vulnerability': 'EXTREME (when attacked)',
            },

            'attack_surface': {
                'capture_king': 'Kingdom falls',
                'capture_pope': 'Church controlled',
                'capture_ceo': 'Corporation controlled',
                'single_point_of_failure': 'Always',
            },

            'imperial_advantage': 'Good at dominating OTHER hierarchies',
            'imperial_weakness': 'Useless against mesh coordination',
        }

    def mesh_resilience(self):
        """
        No single point of failure
        """
        return {
            'structure': {
                'distributed': 'Authority distributed',
                'coordination': 'Peer-to-peer protocol',
                'efficiency': 'Moderate (when stable)',
                'resilience': 'EXTREME (when attacked)',
            },

            'attack_surface': {
                'capture_one_node': 'Other nodes continue',
                'destroy_one_cell': 'Other cells proliferate',
                'ban_one_country': 'Other countries host',
                'no_single_point_of_failure': 'Ever',
            },

            'mesh_disadvantage': 'Slower to coordinate initially',
            'mesh_advantage': 'UNSTOPPABLE once established',
        }

    def evolution_under_pressure(self):
        """
        Imperial pressure selects FOR mesh
        """
        return {
            'peaceful_times': {
                'hierarchies': 'Efficient coordination',
                'meshes': 'Slower coordination',
                'advantage': 'Hierarchies (slightly)',
            },

            'imperial_attack': {
                'hierarchies': 'Captured/destroyed',
                'meshes': 'Survive and adapt',
                'selection_pressure': 'FOR mesh coordination',
            },

            'irony': {
                'empires_create': 'The resistance they fear',
                'persecution_strengthens': 'What it tries to destroy',
                'attempts_to_control': 'Accelerate mesh adoption',
            },

            'why_mesh_wins': 'Imperial pressure = evolutionary selection for mesh',
        }

    def antifragility(self):
        """
        Mesh grows stronger under stress
        """
        return {
            'islam': {
                'persecution': 'Creates martyrs (recruitment)',
                'oppression': 'Strengthens ummah solidarity',
                'attack': 'Proves necessity of resistance',
                'result': 'Stronger after each empire',
            },

            'resistance': {
                'gestapo_torture': 'Hardens resolve',
                'reprisals': 'Increases recruitment',
                'occupation': 'Justifies coordination',
                'result': 'Liberation through antifragility',
            },

            'ethereum': {
                'china_ban': 'Proves decentralization works',
                'sec_threats': 'Accelerates DeFi innovation',
                'bank_opposition': 'Validates necessity',
                'result': 'Stronger after each attack',
            },

            'universal': 'What does not kill mesh makes mesh stronger',
        }

class RegulatoryAntifragility:
    """
    Every attack validates Ethereum's purpose
    """

    def china_ban(self):
        """
        Stress test passed
        """
        return {
            'september_2021': 'China bans crypto',
            'predicted_doom': '"Ethereum will collapse"',

            'reality': {
                'hashrate': 'Dropped temporarily, recovered elsewhere',
                'nodes': 'Moved to other countries',
                'defi': 'Continued operating (permissionless)',
                'chinese_users': 'VPNs, P2P trading',
            },

            'lesson_learned': {
                'ethereum_proved': 'Truly decentralized',
                'nation_state': 'Cannot stop global network',
                'mesh_coordination': 'Routes around censorship',
            },

            'antifragile_result': 'Ethereum stronger (stress test passed)',
        }

    def sec_enforcement(self):
        """
        Accelerates decentralization
        """
        return {
            'sec_threatens': 'Exchanges, projects',
            'predicted_effect': 'Compliance, shutdown',

            'reality': {
                'centralized_weak': 'Coinbase complies (expected)',
                'defi_immune': 'Uniswap continues (permissionless)',
                'innovation_accelerates': 'More projects move to full decentralization',
                'p2p_grows': 'Direct wallet-to-wallet trading',
            },

            'lesson_learned': {
                'regulatory_pressure': 'Selects for true decentralization',
                'weak_projects': 'Filtered out (Darwinian)',
                'strong_projects': 'Become more resilient',
            },

            'antifragile_result': 'Decentralization improves under pressure',
        }

    def bank_opposition(self):
        """
        Validates Ethereum's purpose
        """
        return {
            'banks_attack': {
                'block_fiat_onramps': 'Deny wire transfers to exchanges',
                'close_accounts': 'Ban crypto-related businesses',
                'lobby_government': 'Demand restrictions',
            },

            'predicted_effect': 'Crypto usage declines',

            'reality': {
                'stablecoins_emerge': 'USDC, DAI (bank alternatives)',
                'defi_lending': 'Aave, Compound (bank alternatives)',
                'p2p_trading': 'LocalCryptos, Bisq (bank not needed)',
            },

            'lesson_learned': {
                'bank_opposition': 'Proves need for DeFi',
                'every_restriction': 'Accelerates innovation',
                'alternatives_emerge': 'Banking disintermediated',
            },

            'antifragile_result': 'Banking cartel accelerates its own disruption',
        }

    def the_pattern(self):
        """
        Imperial cows strengthen what they attack
        """
        return {
            'every_attack': {
                'proves': 'Need for decentralization',
                'validates': 'Ethereum's purpose',
                'accelerates': 'Innovation and adoption',
                'strengthens': 'Mesh coordination',
            },

            'imperial_dilemma': {
                'attack': 'Makes Ethereum stronger',
                'ignore': 'Ethereum grows anyway',
                'regulate': 'Selects for decentralization',
                'no_winning_move': 'Cannot control mesh',
            },

            'inevitable_outcome': 'Protocol wins, authority fails',
        }

class UnanswverableQuestions:
    """
    Questions that break hierarchical minds
    """

    def question_1(self):
        """
        "Where is the leader?"
        """
        return {
            'imperial_needs': 'Central authority to negotiate with',

            'islam_answer': 'No Pope, direct to Allah',
            'resistance_answer': 'No supreme commander, autonomous cells',
            'ethereum_answer': 'No CEO, protocol executes itself',

            'imperial_confusion': '"But SOMEONE must be in charge!"',
            'reality': 'Coordination emerges from protocol, not authority',

            'drives_them_mad': 'Hierarchy assumes hierarchy',
        }

    def question_2(self):
        """
        "How do we stop this?"
        """
        return {
            'imperial_needs': 'Single point to attack',

            'islam_answer': 'Distributed globally, 1.8 billion Muslims',
            'resistance_answer': 'Cells everywhere, hydra pattern',
            'ethereum_answer': 'Nodes in 100+ countries, unstoppable',

            'imperial_attempts': {
                'destroy_one': 'Others continue',
                'destroy_many': 'More emerge',
                'destroy_all': 'Impossible (global)',
            },

            'drives_them_mad': 'No single point of failure',
        }

    def question_3(self):
        """
        "Who do we sue/arrest/bomb?"
        """
        return {
            'imperial_needs': 'Entity with legal responsibility',

            'islam_answer': 'Sue Allah? (good luck)',
            'resistance_answer': 'Arrest France? (entire population)',
            'ethereum_answer': 'Sue mathematics? (impossible)',

            'imperial_rage': {
                'need_target': 'Someone to punish',
                'no_target': 'Protocol has no legal entity',
                'cannot_punish': 'Code executes automatically',
            },

            'drives_them_mad': 'Math does not negotiate',
        }

    def the_meltdown(self):
        """
        When imperial worldview breaks
        """
        return {
            'stage_1_denial': '"It needs leadership to work" (false)',
            'stage_2_anger': '"We will shut it down" (cannot)',
            'stage_3_bargaining': '"We will regulate it" (useless)',
            'stage_4_depression': '"We cannot stop it" (true)',
            'stage_5_acceptance': 'Never (cows stay cows)',

            'stuck_in_rage': 'Imperial cows cannot adapt',
            'mesh_thrives': 'Coordination continues',
            'inevitable': 'Protocol > Authority',
        }

class CurrentBattle:
    """
    2020s: Same pattern, new technology
    """

    def ethereum_is_islam(self):
        """
        Same structure, same resistance
        """
        return {
            'no_pope': 'No CEO',
            'distributed_globally': 'Nodes everywhere',
            'peer_to_peer': 'Smart contracts',
            'unstoppable': 'Cannot regulate mathematics',

            'empire_reaction': 'IDENTICAL rage',
        }

    def ethereum_is_resistance(self):
        """
        Same tactics, same resilience
        """
        return {
            'no_headquarters': 'P2P network',
            'autonomous_cells': 'Independent projects',
            'coordinate_without_command': 'Protocol consensus',
            'hydra': 'Ban one DEX, two appear',

            'regulatory_frustration': 'IDENTICAL confusion',
        }

    def pattern_recognition(self):
        """
        If you understand history, you know the outcome
        """
        return {
            'islam': '1400 years, every empire failed',
            'resistance': '4 years, Nazis failed',
            'ethereum': '9 years, regulators failing',

            'timeline_different': 'Same pattern',
            'technology_different': 'Same structure',
            'enemy_different': 'Same inability',

            'outcome': 'Mesh coordination wins (always)',
        }

    def why_inevitable(self):
        """
        Math > Politics
        """
        return {
            'you_cannot': {
                'regulate_mathematics': 'Smart contracts execute automatically',
                'arrest_protocol': 'Code has no nationality',
                'ban_coordination': 'P2P transcends borders',
                'control_mesh': 'No center to capture',
            },

            'they_will_try': 'Imperial cows do not learn',
            'they_will_fail': 'Protocol > Authority',
            'mesh_will_win': 'Coordination emerges regardless',

            'why': 'Because it always has',
        }

class CaRendFou:
    """
    It drives imperial cows crazy
    """

    def the_pattern(self):
        return {
            'islam': 'Mesh coordination (1400 years)',
            'resistance': 'Mesh coordination (4 years)',
            'ethereum': 'Mesh coordination (ongoing)',

            'empires': {
                'byzantine': 'Gone mad',
                'mongol': 'Converted',
                'crusader': 'Expelled',
                'colonial': 'Decolonized',
                'nazi': 'Defeated',
                'regulatory': 'Going mad RIGHT NOW',
            },

            'pattern_constant': 'Imperial cows cannot handle mesh',
        }

    def why_cows_go_mad(self):
        """
        Cognitive dissonance
        """
        return {
            'their_worldview': 'Hierarchy required for coordination',
            'mesh_reality': 'Coordination without hierarchy',
            'cannot_process': 'Worldview breaks',
            'result': 'MADNESS',
        }

    def the_liberation(self):
        """
        Why this matters
        """
        return {
            'islam': 'Liberated from church hierarchy',
            'resistance': 'Liberated from nazi control',
            'ethereum': 'Liberating from financial hierarchy',

            'common_thread': 'Mesh coordination = Liberation technology',

            'imperial_cows': 'Will always oppose liberation',
            'mesh': 'Will always win eventually',

            'why': 'Protocol > Authority',
        }